Ralph Dartford writes and performs stories. Sometimes they take the form of poems, sometimes not. For Settle Stories, Ralph would like to tell you of the adventures of showbiz promoters, ‘Nora the Border Terrier, and Max the Poodle from next door’. You may think these stories are funny, idiotic and kind of pathetic (they are!), but importantly, they will lift the lid on the entertainment industry in all its resonance, beauty and skulduggery.